Why men shouldn't write advice columns

Rating: 3.8/5 (286 votes)

  • Manny, 2009-12-27 01:42:25
    PAWNED!!
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    • nerOceary, 2012-01-12 10:43:16
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  • evil1dwk, 2009-12-27 12:01:56
    Was she sold at a pawn shop?
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    • youarestupid, 2009-12-28 15:44:08
      were you beat in the brain by your drunk and angry brother-sister parents?
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      • anon, 2009-12-29 17:14:45
        yep.
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  • RevGonzo, 2009-12-27 12:16:40
    Shadamy: Apparently you're too dull to have noticed the very subtle way the author addressed every facet of the woman's letter. I'm not saying that the lady's husband isn't a complete wad, but when you're disloyal in a marriage after only ten years, there isn't one party solely at fault. Maybe the woman needs to learn how to work the fuel pump a little better... if at all.
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    • truthbetold, 2009-12-29 01:18:16
      agreed
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  • Katie, 2009-12-27 13:12:23
    Lol. Never mention cars when asking for a man's advice :)
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    • Thomas, 2010-01-14 19:40:49
      I think this is the strongest argument for why men SHOULD write advice columns! Ignorance is bliss and knowledge is power so now that she can fix her car she is ignorant of her husband's infidelities and she can fix her own damn problems for once.
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  • huh, 2009-12-28 02:59:49
    i'm 12 and what is this?
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    • Mr. Adam , 2010-01-01 05:44:09
      This is you going away!BYE BYE!
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  • ELBSeattle, 2009-12-28 04:19:23
    This is funny, but it fails in the big picture because IT IS FAKE. This was never in a paper as an actual advice column. I've seen about 5 versions of this now. It's made up. It's a parody. It's not real.
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  • JEN, 2009-12-28 07:17:19
    who cares if it's real or not? it's a joke, and it's funny. lol @ how excited you are that you figured out the 'big secret' omg its fake ! imposter! blasphemy!!!
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  • Gerald, 2009-12-28 15:54:47
    Lmao, hopefully next time her car won't break down so she won't have know what her husband is up to :)
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  • Jake~Yuujin, 2009-12-31 11:26:39
    Well I thought it was hilarious, no doubt. But the real problem is that during their relationship they didn't spend enough time together and grew apart and he got bored with her and there was "new" flesh about, as in the nineteen year old. In fact it is all three of their faults and no one person can take the blame. And for all of you who resent this, don't, it was just posted for people like me and you to get a luagh...
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    • thatdoggyinthewindow, 2010-01-01 23:47:40
      i like the fact that the post had less written got better reception. just shows the more you talk the more people will dislike you...
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  • Jake~Yuujin, 2009-12-31 11:27:08
    thought it was hilarious, no doubt. But the real problem is that during their relationship they didn't spend enough time together and grew apart and he got bored with her and there was "new" flesh about, as in the nineteen year old. In fact it is all three of their f
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    • rudumb, 2010-07-01 04:12:06
      oh yea dude do u kno the family sweet post some pics of the 19 yr old
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  • klown, 2009-12-31 20:24:19
    totally awesome, spot on about the car... but just for those that are butthurt by this http://www.keepaa.com/images/anon/2009/200904/20090413/ ee8036af837d9420ef1e3d59ac53467b.jpg
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  • whatever, 2010-01-01 05:32:28
    typical xD i must say he s one hell of a smart guy,dealing with the easy mechanical stuff :p women and relations are far too complex to be worth the time effort and energy to try to predict or understand xD
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    • what, 2010-01-05 00:42:59
      what is so complex about a desperate old man getting ass from the little girl next door, his wife being so torn about it... i guess you're right, though. she probably should just be done with all that noise. i mean, writing in to some jackass about some jackass and blah blah. Definitely a waste of time.
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  • angela, 2010-01-01 17:48:25
    34 eh? was he hot? yeah, its vital information.
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  • College Female, 2010-01-02 01:51:14
    Anyone else agree that the comments here are rivaling the original item of interest for hilarity? These comments are hilarious!
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  • Kurt, 2010-01-02 16:24:53
    I'm sad to say that this occurred only 15 minutes away from where I live... >.<
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  • juliagulia, 2010-01-02 16:53:47
    only in South Carolina.
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  • Gamle, 2010-01-02 19:31:51
    The comments are without a shred of a doubt more hilarious then the parody itself.
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  • MissKathryn, 2010-01-02 19:59:00
    Buy him a 24 of beer, order some pizza covered in meat, make sure football is on...and voila he'll never cheat on you :P I'm 19 and know how to keep my man happy <3
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    • wow, 2010-01-05 00:50:22
      i hope the two of you are raped by a heard of bison, in jesus' name i pray. amen.
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    • nic, 2010-01-03 01:01:44
      you forgot the most important part; SLEEP WITH HIM! otherwise he'll find it next door.
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  • Bowlin, 2010-01-03 18:25:32
    anybody know what time it is ??
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    • father time, 2010-01-04 14:16:21
      Time for you to buy a watch ! Ha,Ha.
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  • asdkj., 2010-01-03 21:28:28
    ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooo
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  • eytin, 2010-01-04 03:27:12
    hahaha! love the comments here.. :p
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  • Justhelpingout, 2010-01-04 10:20:26
    This is from Viz magazine, a UK toilet-humour / satire comic. It's very funny.
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  • graffiti, 2010-01-04 10:28:26
    he gives good car advice though...
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  • me-mo, 2010-01-04 14:10:48
    He neglected to mention,that part of the problem could be not having a hot enough spark.Check to see if the distributor cap is cracked,and make sure all the spark plug wires have a good tight connection and are in good working condition.You can also check the condition of the ignition coil. (o\_|_/o)
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    • Eli, 2010-02-22 00:11:49
      Well he just figured that was obvious. I guess you shouldn't assume anything with women thou.
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  • Allie, 2010-01-04 21:36:36
    Why did her husband even let her out of the kitchen?
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  • Blah., 2010-01-04 23:17:53
    I love how there are tons of women out there that are all, "YOU SHOULD HAVE MADE HIM A SAMMICH" and all that. It gets old. Really. >.>;
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  • Rachel, 2010-01-05 00:27:16
    "why men should write advice columns" ...obviously
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  • Rachel, 2010-01-05 00:28:06
    "why men should write advice columns" ...obviously
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  • Ganni, 2010-01-05 08:20:26
    It was probably true. But why did Sheila write to the Car Machanics magazine?
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  • Dude, 2010-01-05 13:19:55
    The comments are always the best part, the anonymous flaming of each other is hilarious.
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  • noelle, 2010-01-05 18:45:43
    it's funny. who cares about the rest
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  • n l slatner, 2010-01-06 10:32:02
    the stuff fell out of my sammich...
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  • anonymous dan, 2010-01-09 01:52:46
    thats some good advice
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  • Paris, 2010-01-29 16:58:52
    Hi I'm Paris. A/S/L? Would you like to see my friend Jen and I naked on a webcam, we can make sammiches but you have to promise not to tell anyone!
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  • Haha , 2010-02-18 21:12:43
    these comments are better then the fricken article.
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  • Baz, 2010-02-22 15:22:59
    This was a rip-off of a much funnier spoof letter in Viz. Pathetic that the person ripped something off, changed it a bit and then tries to claim it. Original reproduced here: http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php?t=11943
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  • Alex, 2010-02-24 22:58:48
    Wow. I live probably ten minutes from Gilbert, SC
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  • Orca in Orlando, 2010-02-28 22:10:54
    Your husband isn't very bright! In fact, both of you are idiots. He should have bought you a bus pass, or a taxi debit card. And can't you afford a cell phone (carried @ all times with you)? And if you walked a mile back to the house, why didn't you walk a mile toward a service station, police station, or a nearby home to get/call for help. And you must be unattractive, because a good looking woman wouldn't have had to walk more than 100 feet b4 she had ride offers from passing cars... And when you got home, you should have asked about a 3way, you myt have learned something new... And is the car fixed? NO !! How are you gn 2 leave if the car ain't fixed?
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  • Charlie, 2010-04-04 02:34:20
    Because that's where their brains stop.
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  • steve, 2010-04-21 06:44:42
    yep. you know those men. can't ask them for advice when you mention cars, cause all men know so much about cars and will just go on talking about how to fix cars. so true. every man I've ever met: a true car expert.
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  • Ashley, 2010-06-29 22:08:30
    feakin hilarious... i love men their funny........
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  • fffff, 2010-07-11 16:29:17
    I hate the internet sometimes.
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  • jhgf, 2010-07-25 11:42:01
    at least he took care of the important issue.
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  • Phil E. Drifter, 2010-08-27 00:18:06
    I've seen this before (newspaper article, 'dear abby'-like advice column, except the husband was wearing the wife's panties/undergarments. The columnist did the same thing, virtually the exact same car advice, saying nothing about the husband's behavior.
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  • Jimbo, 2010-10-25 01:50:57
    What's this obsession with the fuel supply? It's much more likely to be an electrical problem. He's gone and totally the whole issue.
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  • Saiano, 2010-11-07 11:58:37
    If she knew how to either fix her car or fix her marriage, which would you think she knew? The marriage is easy; get a divorce. I would have never thought about checking the intake manifold though.
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  • Sense, 2010-11-12 17:45:17
    You are all idiots
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  • Umm, 2010-11-13 17:34:51
    Wow. That's pretty... stupid of the guy. Clueless is thy guys name.
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  • Boys Athletic Shoes, 2011-01-24 20:00:58
    Oh boy, so which one do need help here shiela? Hmm, just curious.. :p
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  • Exone, 2011-04-18 03:11:31
    The answer could also be a metaphor. Nobody seem to see that.. derp.
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  • mister norris, 2011-04-18 12:12:31
    no wonder the car broke when she drove a mile in the kitchen :S
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  • blablabla, 2011-04-20 15:32:47
    Existenz!
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  • Hannes, 2011-07-01 06:40:20
    hahahaha, lold!
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  • feevee, 2011-07-29 16:16:36
    hahaha i was looking for the advice for the husband that has an affair with a 19y.o... but nope. it was left out. nice john.hahaha
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  • Why Not?, 2011-09-02 12:18:40
    I think men would make wonderful advice columnists. Obviously, the man in this article didn't know how to answer the question, so he answered the only question he understood. Instead of trying to answer a question he didn't understand and then pass it off as being some sort of relationship therapist, he proved that he is only a man and only knows "man" things. I applaud this man for being a man and not trying to know everything.
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