Why men shouldn't write advice columns

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  • Manny, 2009-12-27 01:42:25
    PAWNED!!
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  • Shadamy, 2009-12-27 12:00:09
    What the HECK????? what is wrong w/ this guy?? he payed no attention 2 the second half of the letter whatsoever.
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    • Kurtiskain, 2009-12-27 14:54:47
      I think that maybe, that's the point Shadamy. ^_^
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    • Qua, 2010-01-01 20:50:39
      Do us a favor, stay off the internets.
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    • Mr. Adam , 2010-01-01 05:41:33
      He shouldn't get evolved! Why would he?
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      • asdfghjk, 2010-01-02 00:30:57
        Why the hell should he evolve? Fuck you, Darwin.
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  • evil1dwk, 2009-12-27 12:01:56
    Was she sold at a pawn shop?
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    • youarestupid, 2009-12-28 15:44:08
      were you beat in the brain by your drunk and angry brother-sister parents?
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      • anon, 2009-12-29 17:14:45
        yep.
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  • Whothehellareyou?, 2009-12-27 12:08:30
    Bitch's fault, she should have made him a sammich when he said to.
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  • RevGonzo, 2009-12-27 12:16:40
    Shadamy: Apparently you're too dull to have noticed the very subtle way the author addressed every facet of the woman's letter. I'm not saying that the lady's husband isn't a complete wad, but when you're disloyal in a marriage after only ten years, there isn't one party solely at fault. Maybe the woman needs to learn how to work the fuel pump a little better... if at all.
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    • haha, 2009-12-27 16:16:59
      I love when people read so much into something and start pulling symbolism out their ass, while coming off as a complete dick. You sir are a pro.
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      • Tracey, 2010-01-04 21:18:50
        well unfortunately cold frigid fish women who never show their husbands any affection usually end up being cheated on. Lesson: stop being a frigid bitch (unless, of course, you have a medical problem and -cant- take part in intercourse) and your husband won't chase after the neighbor's daughter. Believe it or not, sex is an important part of a marriage, and to withhold is to -ask- for problems.
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      • Crim, 2009-12-28 14:24:25
        Jealous that you can't figure out where he's saying, "Make him more sammiches and give him more tail"? It's okay, we can't all be winners.
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    • truthbetold, 2009-12-29 01:18:16
      agreed
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    • ohmyfuckinggod, 2009-12-28 15:38:04
      RevGonzo, you sir are a complete and total fucking retard. I suggest you stop your under-developed fetus brain from spouting out more stupid shithead nonsense. thanks! :)
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  • Katie, 2009-12-27 13:12:23
    Lol. Never mention cars when asking for a man's advice :)
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    • Anon, 2010-01-05 11:58:34
      This was sent to a car help advice column. The woman mentioned 3 words about her car problem - "my car stalled" - and the rest was, although unfortunate, irrelevant information. Maybe this should be titled "Why women shouldn't write car advice letters".
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    • Thomas, 2010-01-14 19:40:49
      I think this is the strongest argument for why men SHOULD write advice columns! Ignorance is bliss and knowledge is power so now that she can fix her car she is ignorant of her husband's infidelities and she can fix her own damn problems for once.
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  • Lauren, 2009-12-27 13:21:23
    Haha, Right so I'm a 15 year old girl and that was super funny. I gotta agree with Whothehellareyou, bitch shoulda made her man more sammichs.
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    • curtis, 2010-01-04 16:00:51
      lauren...when u turn 18 u can make me some sammichs lol
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    • iHeartSammiches, 2010-01-05 00:30:37
      Hahahah. I'm a girl too. Let's marry each other and make sammiches for each other for the rest of our lives.
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    • Dudeman, 2010-01-01 16:41:03
      Learn how to spell sammiches.
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      • dufus, 2010-01-01 19:53:27
        that is how you spell sammiches :P
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        • this_little_indian, 2010-01-01 20:22:22
          THIS is how you spell sammitches lol...
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    • Inluvguy, 2009-12-31 13:18:53
      I'm 17 find me and marry me love Dan
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      • Cjs, 2010-01-02 22:01:02
        Why is everyone hitting on Lauren? You guys are freakishly desperate. "OMG, a 15 year old who thinks this is funny! I have 2 boners! Marry me!" Get a life
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        • ohai, 2010-01-04 22:29:00
          It's actually a bit of a tradition. If she claims to want to make sammiches, the internet men have to tell her that they love her, affirming that they appreciate her for this. Of course, it's also a tradition for people like you to come in to try to make themselves look cool.
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          • humorisfun, 2010-01-05 00:59:05
            And then the tradition of someone guy's making the whole joke obvious, while the first guy is still scratching his head...
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            • asgfjgh, 2010-01-05 17:34:59
              i like sammiches, please put pizza on it.
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        • Concupiscent, 2010-01-04 14:34:11
          Pics plzz
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          • Bob, 2010-01-04 18:41:29
            a/s/l?
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    • Lana, 2010-01-04 01:02:04
      Maybe thats what your multitude of inbred family members have taught you but here, in the real world, outside of the religious, sect that is a degrading statement. I hope whatever hick who's desperate enough to find you attractive and takes you to vegas to treat you to a steak dinner and a quick wedding also beats you.
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      • Tracey, 2010-01-04 21:13:27
        wow. you obviously dont know how to take a joke. and i do find the "inbred hick" comments to be offensive. i am a southern wife and mother (most of the general population thinks that anyone from the south is an inbred hick, thats why i bring it up) and have found that the men here treat their wives better than the assholes from SoCal where i'm originally from. get the stick out of your ass and stop it with the ballbusting feminist routine; that has been lame since the Eighties. How dare you make some rude comment on how this person looks? You have no idea. Oh, and do a Google search on the use of commas you pathetic loser. God, this is why so many people think that women are stupid. Thanks for setting us back 50 years, Susan B. Asshole
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        • LOLOLOL, 2010-02-22 19:10:38
          MORTAL KOMBAT FATALITY!!
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      • NotAsSadAsYou, 2010-01-04 14:24:11
        Why so bitter dearie ? You have nobody to make sammiches for.Well maybe one day,but you have to stop with the I'm holier and smarter than thou routine.Because Nobody wants to be around a BITCH,and if you aren't careful you may just find yourself getting,kicked in the Cunt!
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        • haha, 2010-01-05 00:39:37
          Jokes on you, BITCH. hahahahaha what a fucking loser!
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          • failftw, 2010-01-05 01:04:07
            oooo, look at the people expressing their opinions online. They're sure to get respect that way!
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    • Guy, 2009-12-28 11:07:31
      Hey Lauren, write me when you turn 18. You have a sense of humor and you think a women should keep her man's sammichs bag full. I love you.
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      • hi, 2010-01-05 00:40:44
        I think a man getting raped in the ass is funny and sexy, will u marry me 2 please
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  • Lili, 2009-12-27 16:01:51
    I love this whole blame the woman who was betrayed by her husband theme that's going on here.
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    • Kilroy, 2009-12-28 13:56:26
      I like that people down voted you because they were not smart enough to read the sarcasm in your post...
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      • areyousrious?, 2009-12-29 01:15:29
        sarcasm through text is non-registerable.
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        • 2chix@altiempoigualmente, 2010-01-06 13:26:11
          you, friend, are a hairy dickeater. that's all.
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        • D, 2009-12-29 21:40:42
          I AGREEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 ;] Did you catch it there?
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    • Russ, 2010-01-05 18:39:04
      no, people down-voted you because it was sent to a car advice column. there was no blame for the woman, there was no discussion of the event at all... typical feminist crap, reading in what they want to see.
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  • me, 2009-12-27 16:08:03
    shouldn't have gotten married at 22 bitch
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  • huh, 2009-12-28 02:59:49
    i'm 12 and what is this?
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    • Mr. Adam , 2010-01-01 05:44:09
      This is you going away!BYE BYE!
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    • retardhater, 2009-12-28 15:40:29
      you are 12 and need to stay the fuck off of the internet. for everyone elses sake, i dont give a shit about you.
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      • matt, 2009-12-29 17:14:23
        someone doesn't understand the joke...
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  • ELBSeattle, 2009-12-28 04:19:23
    This is funny, but it fails in the big picture because IT IS FAKE. This was never in a paper as an actual advice column. I've seen about 5 versions of this now. It's made up. It's a parody. It's not real.
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    • mattiev, 2010-01-02 02:11:18
      how does it being fake take away from the humor? you do realize movies arent real, right? cuz if you do, then by your logic, nobody should ever enjoy a movie again unless they're based on true events. wow, great outlook on life dipshit.
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      • fuck, 2010-01-05 00:48:04
        he's definitely right. what good is this shit, if some folks will take it to be something REAL? That makes it FUNNIER, DOESN'T IT?! I MEAN DOESN'T IT!?!?dpk [weokdfaweofkdfkf. You didn't follow is logic at all. You are a complete and utter fucking moron. What are you trying to prove by sharing your opinion? It doesn't work in real life and it's not working here. You are wrong and no body gives a shit about you. I hope you burn in hell, you pathetic loser.
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    • holyshit!, 2009-12-28 15:39:10
      thanks for the fucking info asshole.
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  • JEN, 2009-12-28 07:17:19
    who cares if it's real or not? it's a joke, and it's funny. lol @ how excited you are that you figured out the 'big secret' omg its fake ! imposter! blasphemy!!!
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  • Gerald, 2009-12-28 15:54:47
    Lmao, hopefully next time her car won't break down so she won't have know what her husband is up to :)
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  • doite2, 2009-12-28 16:33:18
    the title should read : "why women shouldn't marry tiger woods"
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  • ray mears, 2009-12-28 17:57:32
    fuck me you fucking idiots this is from British spoof comic called Viz
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  • Jake~Yuujin, 2009-12-31 11:26:39
    Well I thought it was hilarious, no doubt. But the real problem is that during their relationship they didn't spend enough time together and grew apart and he got bored with her and there was "new" flesh about, as in the nineteen year old. In fact it is all three of their faults and no one person can take the blame. And for all of you who resent this, don't, it was just posted for people like me and you to get a luagh...
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    • thatdoggyinthewindow, 2010-01-01 23:47:40
      i like the fact that the post had less written got better reception. just shows the more you talk the more people will dislike you...
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  • Jake~Yuujin, 2009-12-31 11:27:08
    thought it was hilarious, no doubt. But the real problem is that during their relationship they didn't spend enough time together and grew apart and he got bored with her and there was "new" flesh about, as in the nineteen year old. In fact it is all three of their f
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  • klown, 2009-12-31 20:24:19
    totally awesome, spot on about the car... but just for those that are butthurt by this http://www.keepaa.com/images/anon/2009/200904/20090413/ ee8036af837d9420ef1e3d59ac53467b.jpg
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  • whatever, 2010-01-01 05:32:28
    typical xD i must say he s one hell of a smart guy,dealing with the easy mechanical stuff :p women and relations are far too complex to be worth the time effort and energy to try to predict or understand xD
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    • what, 2010-01-05 00:42:59
      what is so complex about a desperate old man getting ass from the little girl next door, his wife being so torn about it... i guess you're right, though. she probably should just be done with all that noise. i mean, writing in to some jackass about some jackass and blah blah. Definitely a waste of time.
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  • angela, 2010-01-01 17:48:25
    34 eh? was he hot? yeah, its vital information.
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  • College Female, 2010-01-02 01:51:14
    Anyone else agree that the comments here are rivaling the original item of interest for hilarity? These comments are hilarious!
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  • Kurt, 2010-01-02 16:24:53
    I'm sad to say that this occurred only 15 minutes away from where I live... >.<
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  • juliagulia, 2010-01-02 16:53:47
    only in South Carolina.
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  • Gamle, 2010-01-02 19:31:51
    The comments are without a shred of a doubt more hilarious then the parody itself.
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  • MissKathryn, 2010-01-02 19:59:00
    Buy him a 24 of beer, order some pizza covered in meat, make sure football is on...and voila he'll never cheat on you :P I'm 19 and know how to keep my man happy <3
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    • nic, 2010-01-03 01:01:44
      you forgot the most important part; SLEEP WITH HIM! otherwise he'll find it next door.
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    • wow, 2010-01-05 00:50:22
      i hope the two of you are raped by a heard of bison, in jesus' name i pray. amen.
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  • Bowlin, 2010-01-03 18:25:32
    anybody know what time it is ??
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    • father time, 2010-01-04 14:16:21
      Time for you to buy a watch ! Ha,Ha.
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  • asdkj., 2010-01-03 21:28:28
    ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooo
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  • d, 2010-01-04 00:42:08
    Sex Ass Dip Cup Poop Long Velvet Horn
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  • eytin, 2010-01-04 03:27:12
    hahaha! love the comments here.. :p
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  • Justhelpingout, 2010-01-04 10:20:26
    This is from Viz magazine, a UK toilet-humour / satire comic. It's very funny.
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  • graffiti, 2010-01-04 10:28:26
    he gives good car advice though...
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  • me-mo, 2010-01-04 14:10:48
    He neglected to mention,that part of the problem could be not having a hot enough spark.Check to see if the distributor cap is cracked,and make sure all the spark plug wires have a good tight connection and are in good working condition.You can also check the condition of the ignition coil. (o\_|_/o)
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    • Eli, 2010-02-22 00:11:49
      Well he just figured that was obvious. I guess you shouldn't assume anything with women thou.
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  • Allie, 2010-01-04 21:36:36
    Why did her husband even let her out of the kitchen?
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  • Blah., 2010-01-04 23:17:53
    I love how there are tons of women out there that are all, "YOU SHOULD HAVE MADE HIM A SAMMICH" and all that. It gets old. Really. >.>;
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  • Rachel, 2010-01-05 00:27:16
    "why men should write advice columns" ...obviously
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  • Rachel, 2010-01-05 00:28:06
    "why men should write advice columns" ...obviously
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  • Ganni, 2010-01-05 08:20:26
    It was probably true. But why did Sheila write to the Car Machanics magazine?
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  • Fat fuck face, 2010-01-05 09:19:05
    90% of you are all cunts. The last 10% of you are all inbred fucking spastic cunts. I however am god and am clearly exempt from the above stats. I hope you all burn in in an autistic hell.
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  • O2tanks, 2010-01-05 12:41:52
    my grandma catches fire when smoking next to her Oxy tank. then i sex her up real nice. true story.
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  • Dude, 2010-01-05 13:19:55
    The comments are always the best part, the anonymous flaming of each other is hilarious.
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  • noelle, 2010-01-05 18:45:43
    it's funny. who cares about the rest
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  • Manthony, 2010-01-05 20:35:30
    Darwin's a man fish that just wants sammichs, but they get wet in the sea. Fuck you jesus.
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  • n l slatner, 2010-01-06 10:32:02
    the stuff fell out of my sammich...
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  • anonymous dan, 2010-01-09 01:52:46
    thats some good advice
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  • rattarattaraaa, 2010-01-23 07:47:31
    Above: Funny pictures Below: Retard competition (also very funny) picshag is great :D
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  • Paris, 2010-01-29 16:58:52
    Hi I'm Paris. A/S/L? Would you like to see my friend Jen and I naked on a webcam, we can make sammiches but you have to promise not to tell anyone!
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  • Haha , 2010-02-18 21:12:43
    these comments are better then the fricken article.
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  • Baz, 2010-02-22 15:22:59
    This was a rip-off of a much funnier spoof letter in Viz. Pathetic that the person ripped something off, changed it a bit and then tries to claim it. Original reproduced here: http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php?t=11943
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  • Alex, 2010-02-24 22:58:48
    Wow. I live probably ten minutes from Gilbert, SC
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  • Orca in Orlando, 2010-02-28 22:10:54
    Your husband isn't very bright! In fact, both of you are idiots. He should have bought you a bus pass, or a taxi debit card. And can't you afford a cell phone (carried @ all times with you)? And if you walked a mile back to the house, why didn't you walk a mile toward a service station, police station, or a nearby home to get/call for help. And you must be unattractive, because a good looking woman wouldn't have had to walk more than 100 feet b4 she had ride offers from passing cars... And when you got home, you should have asked about a 3way, you myt have learned something new... And is the car fixed? NO !! How are you gn 2 leave if the car ain't fixed?
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