The perfect day for her/him

I like penis

My name is Trevor Ditmar, and the most creative thing I could think of, is that I like penis. My life is empty.

My name is Trevor Ditmar, and I like penis.

HAHA! Women and men! So different! Haha, and this is so true, girls never ever think about sex! they only care about flowers and roses and chocolates and those girly girl things you know like barbie and stuff that's all girls think about. And they have cooties, too. I'm a guy, so I am tough and only ever think about power and sex, which girls do not ever think about because why would a girl want power or sex? She wouldn't even know what to do with power. stupid girls. Most girls are at least smart for girls and know the best way they can spend their time is making themselves pretty for guys. grr. I'm tough. Grr. Gimme sex.

golf? This guy is a fag.

LOL steve

I hate the cliche of girls, i absolutely hate that perfect day for girls. I love my skinnies and hoodies and playing the drums and listening to bring me the horizen real loud and heaps of other stuff. Nothing is appealing about flowers and calm baths and make-up.

Not funny (even if the clichés are obviously intentionally forced, the jokes are too easy) except the last two lines of the guy...