Dog and mantis friends

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Rating: 4.5/5 (170 votes)

  • kay, 2009-12-21 01:30:19
    what kind of puppy is this? sooo cute!
    3 points - +  Reply
    • oy, 2009-12-21 17:02:34
      Killer ninja puppy
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      • Candini, 2009-12-24 00:19:45
        This reply wins 3 internets
        -12 points - +  Reply
    • yay, 2010-07-07 13:45:43
      nice puppy! umm is that the same puppy of "cujo"?
      1 points - +  Reply
  • Oz, 2009-12-21 03:08:46
    It actually killed the mantis and laughing hard
    -30 points - +  Reply
  • Jay, 2009-12-21 04:05:44
    ha ha. he killed the mantis. how about we kill the dog and the owner.
    -73 points - +  Reply
    • schoolbully, 2009-12-21 14:59:43
      another twat
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    • Don Ready, 2009-12-22 04:06:56
      fuck yo couch nigga fuck yo couch. oh yeh and the dogs a she. not a he. cunt.
      -17 points - +  Reply
      • wtf, 2009-12-22 05:07:29
        You were looking at the dog's genitals. Awesome.
        42 points - +  Reply
      • She who heard the witch, 2009-12-23 11:49:34
        Okay, you are HILARIOUS. Like, seriously. Who the hell says "fuck yo couch"? Is that supposed to be an insult or something...? Or maybe you're just trying to be one of those internet tough guys. I hate people like that. >_> Aaaaaanywaaaays, this was adorable. (Not the douche who likes to have sex with his couch, but the picture of the puppy and his mantis friend. e_e)
        -18 points - +  Reply
        • Lord of Numa, 2009-12-30 14:41:51
          Please go kill yourself. You're clearly too dumb to live.
          1 points - +  Reply
        • Rick James, 2009-12-23 16:31:26
          Darkness! You black...midnight...evil motherfucker... Black magic...darkness! Raw...darkness...you fuckin'...delirious...motherfucker. You are cold as ice!
          -3 points - +  Reply
          • LMFAO, 2009-12-26 15:55:48
            i just spit Coke all over my keyboard reading that shit...
            -7 points - +  Reply
  • duking, 2009-12-21 06:07:50
    actually,the mantis killed him and it's laughing on its back...hahaha!
    -8 points - +  Reply
  • ben, 2009-12-21 13:25:15
    Lets cut the dog open and eat his insides and burn the family alive and have rats chew their toes off! HAIL SATAN ALL GLORY TO THE ANTICHRIST!
    -66 points - +  Reply
    • schoolbully, 2009-12-21 14:57:47
      you are a twat
      20 points - +  Reply
    • Sarah, 2009-12-21 13:46:42
      What in the world!?
      -1 points - +  Reply
    • Birdie, 2009-12-21 15:46:42
      Hmmm...You're 12, 14 years old--MAX. Grow up.
      -4 points - +  Reply
      • timin, 2009-12-21 17:06:36
        it's the internet, when was the dissing someone ever worked?
        22 points - +  Reply
        • kronik, 2009-12-23 16:37:47
          oh its worked alright. small poop can turn into dump trucks on the internet. people are more angry online than in person.
          6 points - +  Reply
          • dumptruck, 2009-12-27 00:14:45
            yes ur hurting my feelings. please stop. bitches.
            -11 points - +  Reply
            • bigtitsmagee, 2009-12-28 23:27:59
              and yet, you're pissed.
              -7 points - +  Reply
    • Anonymous, 2009-12-30 07:18:12
      Satan eh? Why assume something is there where there are no proof of its existence?
      -8 points - +  Reply
      • mehself, 2010-08-19 03:55:59
        Satan did exist, but back in the eighties the chirstians unleashed their massive counter attack to defeat him/her/it once and for all. It was a smal group of elite soliders. All I know is that they were called Ghostbusters!
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    • whiteboy, 2009-12-23 21:39:19
      dude your fuckin gay
      -10 points - +  Reply
  • GOD, 2009-12-21 14:04:36
    i killed them, i do it now and then. there is no rough housing in my house. and while im here, sort it out people!
    -27 points - +  Reply
  • Goatboy, 2009-12-21 15:26:07
    Hail Satan, Lord of a thousand sorrows!
    -31 points - +  Reply
  • mark, 2009-12-21 15:53:34
    what the hell is wrong with you people?
    5 points - +  Reply
  • Stop feeding the trolls, 2009-12-21 16:39:23
    Seriously. Stop it. They're a hungry bunch.
    3 points - +  Reply
  • Satan, 2009-12-21 17:16:15
    I'll damn you all to heaven if you do not hail me! Any and all who do not obey my command will suffer in the low oxygen, high altitude conditions of heaven while my children shall sit by the cozy fire pit and roast marshmallows and have sex all day.
    -17 points - +  Reply
    • Please explain :), 2009-12-25 08:03:12
      How can people roast marshmallows and have sex at the same time?? :)
      3 points - +  Reply
      • Shaolin_sKunk, 2009-12-30 00:35:53
        marshmallow dicks?
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      • Duh, 2009-12-30 00:27:04
        Have sex near a fire. Sex doesn't require both hands. Duh.
        -8 points - +  Reply
        • OrDoesIt, 2010-02-04 09:16:31
          Good sex does, in fact, require both hands, but you could probably hold the marshmallow stick between your ass cheeks. Of course that's contingent on the type of sex.
          -2 points - +  Reply
    • Anonymous, 2009-12-30 07:12:55
      Hmm... marshmallows. Imagine that your grandma is cooking a pie without an oven.
      -1 points - +  Reply
  • Beelzebub, 2009-12-21 20:35:31
    Hail Satan. 666
    -28 points - +  Reply
  • sheena, 2009-12-22 04:02:50
    Y DOSE THIS LOOK LIKE A PAINTING TO ME?
    -23 points - +  Reply
    • Kate, 2009-12-29 13:33:20
      you're doing it wrong.
      6 points - +  Reply
  • WTFYouniggasAreSOfuckingImmature, 2009-12-22 10:47:57
    Dude, It's a fucking PICTURE, made for entertainment purposes ONLY. So stop sitting in yo mommy's basement acting like you are the shit over the internet and GET A FUCKING LIFE!!! Please send your hate mail to avery.47b@gmail.com
    -20 points - +  Reply
    • anonymous, 2009-12-23 00:03:55
      unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful
      18 points - +  Reply
      • anonymous, 2009-12-23 17:33:49
        bad troll is bad
        6 points - +  Reply
        • anonymous, 2009-12-30 23:58:07
          dissonant adjective troll is dissonant adjective
          4 points - +  Reply
  • Ref, 2009-12-22 12:19:42
    You know, winning an argument over the internet is like winning the Special Olympics. You might have won, but you're still retarded.
    0 points - +  Reply
    • eto, 2009-12-29 23:06:54
      wow Ref you are so clever and original! high five bro!
      3 points - +  Reply
    • Welcome to the 90s, 2009-12-24 17:21:49
      Hear that one yesterday?
      0 points - +  Reply
    • Night Hawk, 2010-01-02 19:42:24
      wow i remember my first beer
      -3 points - +  Reply
    • Alyssa, 2009-12-23 00:55:22
      lmao
      -9 points - +  Reply
  • Steve, 2009-12-22 18:58:04
    i laughed more at the comments than the picture. and i laughed HARD at the picture!
    1 points - +  Reply
  • Louise, 2009-12-22 22:19:36
    What kind of dog is that?
    2 points - +  Reply
  • bitch hole, 2009-12-22 23:41:21
    It's photo shopped i can tell because i can see the pixels and ive seen quite a few shops in my time
    -22 points - +  Reply
    • i hate fucking retard like this guy, 2009-12-23 15:03:12
      Well of course how the fuck are you suppose to even see a picture with NO pixels do you think you have magical pixel seeing abilities?
      4 points - +  Reply
      • Anon, 2009-12-23 16:19:56
        I hope you're trolling. If not, you lose your internet license.
        8 points - +  Reply
        • Anonymous, 2009-12-23 23:53:34
          Seriously, you guys. It's a meme, word for word. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/this-looks-shopped
          -4 points - +  Reply
          • Todd, 2009-12-27 19:41:38
            Actually, It's not word for word. He botched it up quite miserably when he said "because I can see the pixels" when in actuality he should have said "I can tell from some of the pixels" You would know this if you read the page you linked to
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  • Jesus, 2009-12-23 05:32:43
    Seriously guys, I was born in the desert, what makes you think I'm white?
    17 points - +  Reply
    • Casey, 2009-12-25 17:26:12
      You're not white, you're olive complexion. Just like everyone else who's historically from that area.
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  • fgtr, 2009-12-23 14:13:19
    i hate sand niggers
    -25 points - +  Reply
  • Bucky, 2009-12-23 19:19:48
    It's not photoshopped... have you ever photoshopped? Dog is cute, Jesus is black, sand ninjas are ok if they bathe, yo fuck that couch indeed yo, ben -wtf? where did that come from, are you ok? toke a doobie, and chill, bro. Fight the Violence, Everything you say is being prepared to use against you in a court of martial law.
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    • Me Again, 2009-12-23 19:25:29
      Satan is a good guy, sharing the fire and free love and all. I'm not in mom's basement, it's dad's garage. Freedom is Slavery, Truth is Ignorance, but Huxley forgot - Drugs are Bad.
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      • Not me again, i'm some other dude, 2009-12-24 04:47:56
        I'm sorry to inform you that it was actually Orwell who wrote that in his book 1984, not Huxley. War is peace, Freedom is slavery, Ignorance is strength (and then some others)
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        • Moron, 2009-12-26 00:14:24
          Hur durr. Because Brave New World doesn't exist, amirite?
          -8 points - +  Reply
          • daxxter, 2009-12-30 15:52:07
            You're right… but you're also illiterate.
            3 points - +  Reply
  • Angela, 2009-12-24 05:14:58
    I just barfed down my tits
    1 points - +  Reply
    • Mmm.., 2009-12-30 00:27:57
      Yummy.
      1 points - +  Reply
    • Chappy, 2010-01-09 07:47:43
      holy shit.
      -2 points - +  Reply
  • MACK, 2009-12-24 05:16:58
    MY NAMES MACK I NEED HORNY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    -23 points - +  Reply
  • Corey, 2009-12-24 05:18:56
    I just smothered my shit on my genitals. should I phone my grandma?
    -18 points - +  Reply
  • corey fehr, 2009-12-24 05:24:37
    wat is this o nevmind i ned to shit
    -17 points - +  Reply
  • YoMomma, 2009-12-24 10:34:46
    AFTER CAREFUL EXAMINATION THE MANTIS APPEARS TO NOT BE IN FACT A MANTIS, BUT RATHER A BUTTERFLY ON STEROIDS.
    -11 points - +  Reply
  • So there I was.., 2009-12-24 17:24:43
    Balls deep in a gay mans ass
    -13 points - +  Reply
  • Zac, 2009-12-27 18:34:36
    I'm 12 and this turned me on.
    -5 points - +  Reply
  • Vic, 2009-12-28 23:28:51
    lol its like the mantis is doing what the dog is doing XD
    -4 points - +  Reply
  • Jules, 2009-12-29 03:12:19
    At least it isn't another fucking lolcat
    3 points - +  Reply
  • Spoot, 2009-12-29 06:05:44
    ...okay, now my question is. How can one picture cause so many retards to verbally riot over the internet?
    4 points - +  Reply
  • Jack, 2009-12-31 11:28:55
    Honestly dogs do this all of the time. He must have skipped out on the picture where the dog trampled and killed the mantis.
    0 points - +  Reply
  • a nonno mouse, 2009-12-31 19:02:42
    I hate you all. I even hate myself a little now for adding to this.... thing.
    -1 points - +  Reply
  • anthony, 2010-01-03 08:36:21
    i gave everyone a bad vote.
    -2 points - +  Reply
  • I heart the interwebz, 2010-01-05 13:00:24
    I love the internet
    4 points - +  Reply
  • bonus, 2010-01-10 17:41:20
    everyone is gay
    -9 points - +  Reply
    • hotassthumpingsex, 2010-04-26 09:32:25
      the world would be a better place if everyone was gay. well, we would all die out in a generation... but at least everyone would be super fantastic!
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  • doobyman, 2010-02-12 14:19:49
    black people are so bad
    -4 points - +  Reply
  • Llort, 2010-02-19 16:37:08
    i gave that dog aids, but dont worry, it died from the injuries it suffered from my cock ripping into its tight butthole. i have to say, it was quit cool, looking into its eyes as i did it. i slit his eyelids open so he couldnt help but look at me glaring into him. his soft whimpering and shivering really made me hard. best climax ever :o hed died after the maggots feasted on his infected wounds 3 days after. i keep his little ears in my pockets. how cute is that ^_^
    -8 points - +  Reply
  • i think, 2010-03-03 18:34:57
    this is great. i shall never laugh as hard again as just now. thank you all.
    1 points - +  Reply
  • Yula, 2010-03-08 06:59:59
    How the F does a pic of a dog playng with an insect has anything to do with balck people anh homossexuality?????
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    • Doc, 2010-05-18 13:33:14
      Its teh internetz! You don't need a reason for ANYTHING! Dog playing with mantis? Satan having fireside sex party and Black Jesus! In internet world it makes perfect sense.
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  • stfuasshat, 2010-03-23 14:09:03
    That mantis could totally take that dog!
    1 points - +  Reply
  • watttt, 2010-08-20 22:07:50
    wow I'm linking this page everywhere I can, not for the pics but for the uptight commentators. Get the stick outta your ass
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